the tribulations of a pussycat

Took another trip to the Beacon for yet another round of inappropriately dressed ball whacking. Accompanied by Mr Adam Arkinstall, Mr Peter Davies and Miss Gemma O'Shaughnessy. I wasn't really up for it today so I sat on the floor with my ipod and made a daisy chain

After the golf lark was over we ventured to Burger King for a bite to eat. Lavlay. Gem & I got some ravishing BK Crowns mmmm classy.

Laughed most of the way home at silly things... for example Adam almost running some man over who was dicing with death... and the man's twin, a squashed hedgehog road pizza... noiiice ay!

So we had to drop Gemma off first, and turning into Gemma's road... Peter decides (not to tell anyone) but be sick out of the window a bit... all over himself... all over the carpet... all over the window... all over the door. DEAR GOD!!!!

It was disgusting... Adam had to stop the car. I was protesting in the back of the car for him to "LET ME OUT NOW" luckily I had an empty drinks cup from Burger King in my hand... I can't deal with sick when I'm sober... the look of it... the smell of it... eurgh. So I got out of the car and threw up in the cup. Horrid.

Gem and I walked up to her house, literally a two minute walk.. me puking in the cup all the way there. I thought I was fine by the time we got to her house, because I didn't actually feel sick in the first place. But no... the time came were I had to get rid of the vomit filled cup... That seriously didn't go down too well at all, my head was down the toilet after the smell of the sick

I got myself all fresh and clean...

Thought I'd better go help clean the car, poor poor Adam's lovely new car covered in splatters of smelly sick!!

Evidently though, I couldn't go anywhere near it without heaving, so I stayed in the doorway making fun of Peter! Haaa

The car is fine now... all fresh... CLEAN... and smells lovely!!

Hmm all is well again.

Apart from my "flu-like symptoms" and a suspected ear infection. Oh and no luck on the job front either.

Bloody wonderful

Oh I watched this last night

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Danie xxxxxxxxx

This week is quite fun though, I'm staying with Adam  quality time yay.

Here's some golf pictures from yesterday

So we're in The Stag, our drinking ground. Adam and I, at our usual match day table. However today the place was populated by gobby council estate scumbags. I hate that. Really grinds my gears. No offence to people that live on council estates, i just mean "the sort".
 
3-1 victory. Gerrard, Torres & Voronin. Haha we cried laughing at Voronin's goal, it was hillarious, he's so ridiculously crap!!! The referee was absolutely ridiculous too. I've never seen it as bad! Anyway, we left after the match had finished. Quite happy...

I've got a thing about feeding the ducks, it's just mucho fun. Add took me to the co.op so I could buy some bread especially to feed them! Off we went to the Res... what happened as soon as we stepped out of the car?? Yes, it began to rain. The ducks were rubbish too, they didn't even want to eat the bread which I purchased especially for them, ohhh no none of that stale stuff, the cheeky buggers I spent 81p on them! Aww there was a duck with a blue beak, I found that really quite funny.

I wanted to go for a walk when all the bread had been thrown, just a short one. I like pointless days were me & Add go for silly walks, makes me feel good. Disaster struck though, the paths were muddy, extremely muddy. I slipped in a muddy puddle and my shoes came off, I was then named "Mucky Ducky". Had to sit in the car with McDonalds tissues on the floor so I didn't get mud all over Adam's lovely clean car...

I want more days like this