the tribulations of a pussycat

If you knew about my job, you would understand. Let me explain...

Death as a sentient entity is a concept that has existed in many societies since the beginning of history. In English, death is often given the name the "Grim Reaper" and from the 15th century onwards came to be shown as a skeletal figure carrying a large scythe and clothed in a black cloak with a hood. In some cases, the Grim Reaper is able to actually cause the victim's death, leading to tales that he can be bribed, tricked, or outwitted in order to retain one's life. Other beliefs hold that the Spectre of Death is only a psychopomp, serving only to sever the last tie from the soul to the body and guide the deceased to the next world and having no control over the fact of their death.

That is me, "Grim Reaper"

So the job description was "Receptionist" this post lasted approximately 3 weeks and suddenly developed in to processing data of deaths, aka the grim reaper. Fecking recruitment agencies (yeah lets just not tell her what it will develop into!)

I can't think of anything more depressing, I almost cry trying to drag myself out of bed of a morning to come to work and do this! However at this time of "Economic Crisis" and "Global Recession" I can't say I have many options at the moment.

I swear to God (though being an athiest I don't think this will do much good) that the next job I take will be thoroughly inspected with a fine toothcomb before being accepted.

Please let me win the lottery so I can open a cattery. Poor Danie

On the upside - oh, there isn't an upside.

1. Current favourite songs?
Ferry Corsten - Radio Crash
Lady Gaga - Poker Face
Lily Allen - The Fear

2. Five things in your home used for entertainment?
I'm never at home so at Add's...
Bed
Macbook
TV
Kitties
PS3

3. Five Favourite mystery and/or crime programmes on television?
I don't watch rubbish like that!

4. Favourite Sci-fi or fantasy programmes?
Battlestar Galactica.. end of!

5. Favourite comedies?
Everybody Loves Raymond
Friends

6. Favourite reality programmes?
Paris Hilton's British Best Friend

7. Favourite book titles you've read in the last year?
Anybody Out There
Angels
Watermelon
Sushi For Beginners

8. Five random objects in the room you're in?
Kettle
Takeaway menus
Calendar
Files
Binder

9. Last five people you spoke to?
Nicola
Darren
Cheese and onion woman
Sheila
Adam

10. Celebrities you would most like to meet? (In order)
The holy god that is Fernando Torres
The rest of the Liverpool squad
Victoria Beckham
Brad Pitt
Kate Moss

Not really in the mood for watching it today, attention span is in short supply.

I've ordered a Pro 120 Palette (professional eyeshadow palette) from ebay and I'm sooo excited I can't wait for it to arrive. Time for beautiful eyes woowoo now lets not be turning into one of those beauty junkies...hehehe!

Back to work on Monday after a week off with gastroenteritis, let me tell you it is definately one of the worst things I've ever experienced, like ever!

Spending the weekend with my lovely Adam as usual, hopefully I'll be feeling 100% a.s.a.p with him looking after me

Ciao for now

x

They can't hear you through the bloody screen!!!! AAAAAARGHHHH

Apologies, I haven't blogged for such a long time!

Christmas has been so lovely.  A fabulous little car is what I received, it's extremely cute.  A silver Ford KA going by the name of "Pussycat Cart" if you were wondering what it is.  

My darling Adam bought me many many beautiful gifts.  My favourite being a new iPod nano limited edition red, going by the name of "Kitty Pod".  However, I thought my Kitty Pod wasn't working properly as I had seen how when you shake it, it should change the song.  Being a complete idiot, I was later informed that this only occurs when on shuffle mode.  No comment.

The Friday before Christmas (Mad Friday as it's known), I had a short break away down in Poole, Dorset.  The trip was for two separate occassions; 1) Adam & Myself were celebrating our 2 year anniversary. 2) We were attending my cousins beautiful wedding.

Our stay was thoroughly enjoyable (minus a few hiccups).  Adam and I spent some time down on the beach at Sandbanks (A.K.A the only nice place in the whole of G

Isn't it beautiful?!

I also went to a really nice club called Mint, this was on Poole Quay, I'd really recommend it any day!

Anyway back to reality... I'm actually back in work!  I came back on Monday and am here right up until usual finishing time on New Years Eve and also back in on Friday.  Bloody NHS, the "No Holidays Service".

I don't have any plans for New Years either and it's tomorrow so I'd better get myself sorted quickly.

That's all for now, I promise I'll be back soon.

Happy New Year and best wishes for 2009 to everybody, lets hope the new year brings us good luck.

Hope you enjoyed reading my rambling nonsense.

Love Danie xxxxx

Once up a time there was a fair maiden who desperately seeked her Prince Charming.

One night near christmas she went out clubbing with her friends into Wigan, she was dressed in a beautiful silk ballgown.

The fair maiden was having a lovely time that night and wasnt bothering to look for the mysterious Prince Charming whom she had not yet met.

Later, her friends left her on her own at the bar, and behold!! Prince Charming appeared at the side of her.  She was very overwhelmed and instantly knew that it was him!  She bought him a drink to quench his thirst, he'd earlier been slaying dragons and was quite exhausted!

Prince Charming swept the fair maiden off her feet and took her to a quiet corner where they could sit and talk and look longingly into each others eyes.  Before the fair maiden knew it, Prince Charming took her in his arms and kissed her passionately like she was the only girl in the whole world!

After a fabulous night, they each went home by horse and carriage and dreamt of the nights dazzling events. 

Almost immediately they began sending pigeons with letters to each other.

They met again a few days later and continued to see eachother. After exactly a week, the Prince made the fair maiden his lady... it was official.

They could not get enough of each other!!

Prince Charming and the Princess Pussycat have been together for almost 2 years now, they intend to continue living happily ever after.

The End

As a girl I know that I have to make an effort everyday to make myself look presentable.  I take pride in my appearance and care what I look like.  There are some days though where I just can't be bothered and I stay in what makes me feel comfortable, note:- this is when I am staying at home and have no visitors around. 

I cannot understand why people's general social lives revolve around going out drinking.  It's the same thing week in week out, the same people, the same places, the same bitchiness between the groups. I mean who is even in the position to go out spending money on alcohol over 3 times a week?  It's a waste of money, if you ask me.  I go out every now and again, I don't go out every week and I don't spend alot of time in the pub.  However most people see that as boring, I don't understand, it isn't boring, it's sensible, saves me money and aggro. 

I've had it with these fake people.

I can't tell you how much I'm loving this weather!!!! It's glorious, I'm building up a lovely tan (thanks to Dove summer skin)

I'm going to ladies night at Aintree Racecourse on Friday, I cant wait I'm so excited! I got Daddy to buy my dress and shoes yesterday so I'm really happy. I dragged him out of work to take me shopping I bought a really pretty hairpiece aswell, but who knows what I'm going to do with that though, I'm sure it will be a disaster. And I've booked in to have my makeup done at Benefit on Friday too so I'll be sure to look half decent. Ooooh McFly are playing there (even though they're quite appauling and won't be anywhere near as good as Lemar last year). I just can't be bothered with loads of screaming teenage girls... I know I'm still a teenager myself but grrr i know you know what I mean. My Adam got his suit and shoes for ladies night the yesterday too, he looks so gorgeous

There's been a bit of a catastrophe over the past couple of days. My parrot had managed to let himself out of his cage and fly away. Oh dear oh dear. I cried for alot of Thursday night, I was heartbroken, you see we've had him since I was little and he's just fabulous! I made "missing parrot" posters yesterday and had them handed out. Mum called me last night to tell me that Chuckie was home... some children had found him on a field! Panic over...

Today has been nice though, I've been with my lovely all day. We washed his car, however after Add sent me away to play with the cats I managed to slice open my finger and get blood everywhere... see I can't be left on my own for 2 minutes! We then tormented the cats with a golf ball which was really amusing. Went out for a meal with the inlaws and then came back and watched a film... I love how such a simple day can be so lovely... I'm very happy

Today made me laugh a hell of alot